...Will it take you 20 minutes to find a parking spot ANYWHERE.
...Will you end up parking in the SHOPKO parking lot when your destination is the movie theater.
...Are you able to go out in public and pick out EXACTLY which couples are on dates.
...Will it be a big deal whether or not showing your student ID at the movie ticket boxoffice will save you 25 cents off of the $1.50 it was going to cost you to get in anyway.
...Will you find that the 7:35pm showing of Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (which has been out for 3 months now), of all movies, is SOLD OUT. I should've known...Everyone and their dog was out on a date. Except me.
...Will the college students turn down COLD STONE for the 99 cent Smith's Brand ice cream.
...Will students buy CASES of BLACK BEANS at the local case lot sale and eat black bean burritos for weeks on end.
...Will people lay on their horns when they see the University of Utah sticker in your back window.
I do not belong in Provo.